Schoolyard scraps, spectacular skateboard spills, puppy-love quarrels, goofy antics like placing a slice of American cheese over the face of a snoring buddy, and bruising stunts like hurling one's body through a neighbor's wooden fence — these and other staples of suburban teenage life have taken on a new dimension as online cinéma vérité. Instead of being whispered about among friends and then fading away, such rites of ridiculousness are now routinely captured on video and posted on the Internet for worldwide perusal, and posterity.
"Teens have been doing inappropriate things for a long time, but now they think they can become celebrities by doing it," said Dr. Andrew Adesman, chief of developmental and behavioral pediatrics at Schneider Children’s Hospital at Long Island Jewish Medical Center.
"In the past, you’d brag to your friends in the locker room about doing something stupid or crazy or daring," Dr. Adesman said. "Now the Internet provides additional motivation. But these things can just as easily lead to criminal prosecution as broad celebrity."
Then I had another thought: Someday, a mangled teen will roll into my ED, we'll ask ourselves, "How did this happen?" ...
...and then EMS will give me a URL.